The Clark Chronicle
Volume 4 in       terra       pax       ~       peace       on       earth December 2003


Birthdays of 2003 Distributed Evenly Amongst Clarks
In Convenient Coincidence, Each Clark Child Has Single Birthday

    2003 was a banner year for the Clarks, with Caleb and Sara each celebrating a single birthday. While this statistical anomaly remains unexplained by mathematicians, the Clarks took advantage of the yearlong gaps since previous birthdays to appreciate the developments the younger Clarks made.
    Sara's love of all things equestrian and Caleb's discovery of pretty much everything have made the year memorable.

Ferocious Cute Dog
Terrorizes Amuses Family




Merry Christmas &
Happy New Year

from the Clarks

Sara's Seventh Birthday

Caleb's First Birthday


"Too Many Trips To Clarks," Whines Exhausted Tooth Fairy

    A surprisingly bitter Tooth Fairy railed at length about the number of trips necessary to the Clark household.
    "It's work work work! And am I ever done? Nooooo!" sarcastically muttered the normally chipper "T.F." as she recompensed yet another Sara baby tooth.
    The last straw was apparently when she was forced to pay a visit while covering for the Tonsil Fairy.

Embarrassing Picture
Taken, Distributed


Second Grade Unprepared For SWC

    The second grade class at local educational facility Hilltop Elementary School was unprepared for the arrival of the mental and physical cyclone that is Sara Whitney Clark.
    Several months into the school year, however, friendships have been made and the curriculum is back on an even keel. The disturbance generated by Clark's arrival has subsided.
    For now.

Our Second-Grade Scholar Sara


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The Clark Chronicle
Volume 4 in       terra       pax       ~       peace       on       earth December 2003


Family Hikes

    Several trips to the mountains included this trip to Ice Caves outside of Verlot, where Sara proved that although what goes up must come down, the upwards journey is both more fun and less frightening.

hangin' with da kids


chow time

ichiro fan

buds

awaiting a nibble
Island Passages


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